D台的格鬥全天下好像又要推新的單元了。
忽然有個想法,如果把格鬥全天下和流言終結者兩個節目合體,生出一個Martial Art Buster會怎麼樣呢?這個節目可以由一個戴貝雷帽和一個戴牛仔帽的人主持,到全世界知名的武術勝地去踢館。
和一般介紹武術的節目不同,他們檢驗像是發人三丈之外、鐵布衫、隔山打牛之類的宣稱是否屬實,並且挑戰其在實戰中管不管用。所以節目開場白就可以把
They don't just tell the myth, they put them to the test.
改成
They don't just tell the fighting skill, they put them to the test.
還有
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
變成
I reject your skill, and substitute my own.
主持人必須罩得住才行,所以介紹詞就從
Between them, more than 30 years of special effects experience.
改成
Between them, more than 30 years of combat fighting experience.
這種節目難免會吃苦頭,所以主持人可能會說這種話
I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain.
而經典的
Am I missing an eyebrow?
就會變成
Am I breaking an arm bone?
當然,最後,最重要的還是原版 Mythbusters 常說的
Remember, don't try this at home.
We're what you call "experts".
對於不知道上面在說什麼的網友,just forget about it
或請看下面
ps. 前幾天才知道小豪完全不知道這個節目,有點驚訝
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