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根據好奇小朋友 damody 實驗的結果，大人們是這樣回答的

nmake love

Microsoft (R) Program Maintenance Utility Version 9.00.21022.08
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation.  All rights reserved.

NMAKE : fatal error U1073: don't know how to make 'love'
Stop.

// --- 心得：M$的人真的很沒有情趣...

make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

// --- GNU guys 告訴我們，make love 是沒有規則的

cmake love
CMake Error: The source directory "love" does not exist.
Specify --help for usage, or press the help button on the CMake GUI.

wmake love
Open Watcom Make Version 1.8
Portions Copyright (c) 1988-2002 Sybase, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Source code is available under the Sybase Open Watcom Public License.
See http://www.openwatcom.org/ for details.
Warning(W39): Target (love) not mentioned in any makefile
Error(F38): (love) does not exist and cannot be made from existing files
Error(E02): Make execution terminated

多補幾個

CBuilder6\Bin>make love
MAKE Version 5.2  Copyright (c) 1987, 2000 Borland
Fatal: 'love' does not exist - don't know how to make it

// --- love 已不在，更不知道如何make

FreeBSD 8.0上的
make love
Not war.

// --- 看來還是只有這個比較上道，試了一下只有對 love 有此特例

make sense
make: don't know how to make sense. Stop

make mistake
make: don't know how to make mistake. Stop

我在網路上看到更好笑的

man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.